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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

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2. A-List Celebs are famous and successful, B-List, famous but not successful. C? Kinda Neither. What about D to F Celebrities?

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The barman says "what's with the massive pause?"

4. Why did the bank ban Superman?

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5. Who do the Ninja Turtles call when they’ve broken a bone?

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6. Why does Elton John make a terrible Santa Claus?

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7. I was surprisingly underwhelmed by the Smithsonian’s new exhibit of Abraham Lincoln’s personal diaries.

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He goes to the second hand store.

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